Hey there, well now, let me tell you about this big ol’ bird they got in that Final Fantasy XIV game, yeah? It’s called a condor, or to be real specific, the “Zorgor Condor.” Now, this ain’t any little bird you’d see peckin’ around in a barnyard. No sir, this here condor is a whole different beast, glidin’ through the skies of that fancy land of Eorzea, just hangin’ around those big waterfalls. Mighty peaceful lookin’ at first glance, but don’t let that fool ya, alright? This bird’s got a wild side.
Folks in FFXIV say this condor’s a right hungry critter, too. I mean, not your normal seed-and-berry kinda eater. Nah, this one’s on the lookout for some “cloudfish,” would you believe that? Now, I don’t know ’bout you, but that sure sounds like some real special fish to me. This here condor swoops down real fast, grabbin’ at ’em in the misty air. But let me warn ya, if you’re crossin’ one of them big ol’ bridges in Zorgor’s territory with a snack in hand, better hold on tight! That bird’s liable to take a dive at ya, thinkin’ you’re carryin’ its next meal.
Now, you might think, “What’s the big deal, it’s just a bird?” But I tell ya, that Zorgor Condor is no ordinary bird! This one’s got a bite window, meanin’ you gotta be real quick and on your toes if you’re tryin’ to catch it for some gatherin’ rewards. They say that timing is everything with this one, somethin’ like between 20 to 32 seconds. And if you’re lookin’ to turn this catch in, well, you’ll need to bring it over to a Collectable Appraiser. That’s where folks can get their hands on them scrips, which is fancy game money to get yourself some good gear and other rewards.
So if you’re thinkin’ of huntin’ this condor down, lemme tell ya what you need to do first. You gotta be part of that Culinarian class in the game. Now, don’t ask me why, but that’s the job for catchin’ this bird. Maybe they got a way with food or somethin’. Just like back in the day, my ma always knew how to handle any critter that wandered near our place, knowin’ just what to lure it in with. Same idea here, I reckon.
Now, there’s also a buncha other places you can go fishin’ or huntin’ for somethin’ special, like that fancy Heavensward and Stormblood expansions. Each place has its own rare fish, birds, or critters, but for this here Zorgor Condor, you gotta stick around Zorgor the Boundless. The name alone makes it sound like a mighty big spot, don’t it? So don’t be wanderin’ off too far if you’re after that bird. And keep a lookout, ’cause it don’t stick around for long either.
Some folks, they even build themselves fancy airships and go explorin’ all up in the Sea of Clouds. I mean, that’s where you’d find all sorts of rare critters and treasures. But now that’s a whole different kinda business, ain’t it? Ya gotta have yourself a Free Company rank 6 and a workshop. Imagine that! Back in my day, all ya needed to go explorin’ was a sturdy pair of boots and a sack lunch.
So anyhow, if you’re tryin’ to snag yourself a Zorgor Condor, remember what ol’ Granny here told ya – be patient, know your spot, and hold on to that bait tight. Timing is key, just like my granddaddy used to say when he was fishin’ by the ol’ riverbank. And don’t go thinkin’ you can rush it, no sir. You get that timing wrong, and that condor’s long gone, just a shadow in the mist again.
Alright now, I reckon that’s all there is to know about that big bird for now. So grab your gear, set your sights on Zorgor, and good luck out there! And remember – the early bird gets the worm, but in this case, you’re the early bird, hopin’ to snag that condor before it flies off with your lunch!
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